Pearls Sells Out Quotes

“When I was at the University of California at Berkeley, I went to some classes that must have had more than four hundred students in them. I almost always sat in the far back of the auditorium so I could read the newspaper. I remember that I stayed late one day to ask the professor a question, and when I got up to him, all I could think to myself was, 'So this is what the professor looks like.”
― Stephan Pastis, Pearls Sells Out: A Pearls Before Swine Treasury

“When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.”
― Stephan Pastis, Pearls Sells Out: A Pearls Before Swine Treasury