Desperately Seeking Roommate Quotes

“I read minds.” “Ooh.” She dances on her toes, her drink sloshing. “What am I thinking about right now?” “Starbursts.” “Wrong!” she cries, shoving an arm into the air and then lowering it to point at me. “I was wondering how big your dick is.”
― Micalea Smeltzer, Desperately Seeking Roommate