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Desperately Seeking Roommate
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“I read minds.” “Ooh.” She dances on her toes, her drink sloshing. “What am I thinking about right now?” “Starbursts.” “Wrong!” she cries, shoving an arm into the air and then lowering it to point at me. “I was wondering how big your dick is.”
― Desperately Seeking Roommate
― Desperately Seeking Roommate
