Death Valley Superstars Quotes

“Great, I thought. The afterlife is just like Hollywood, with nobodies passing themselves off as somebodies. My ongoing strategy of postponing death had been vindicated.”
― Duke Haney, Death Valley Superstars: Occasionally Fatal Adventures in Filmland

“Beware the milk when the cow is free.”
― Duke Haney, Death Valley Superstars: Occasionally Fatal Adventures in Filmland

“A corpse with a little meat on it will always bring out the steak knives in Hollywood.”
― Duke Haney, Death Valley Superstars: Occasionally Fatal Adventures in Filmland

“There's no such thing as a former porn star, especially in the Internet era.”
― Duke Haney, Death Valley Superstars: Occasionally Fatal Adventures in Filmland

“Covert whores and pimps are uneasy with the overt kind.”
― Duke Haney, Death Valley Superstars: Occasionally Fatal Adventures in Filmland