Wildfire Quotes

“Sorry, Director. I am still fighting residual racist programming from my upbringing. It is a constant struggle to validate my allyship.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Wildfire

“Inspector Cooley, ‘gangs’ is a racist term applied to organic collections of oppressed individuals banding together to defend their rights against a heteronormative white supremacy paradigm.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Wildfire

“I’m really offended by your toxic masculinity and white privilege,” Turnbull said.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Wildfire

“Create the problem, then create more problems trying to solve the problems you created in the first place,” he muttered.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Wildfire

“The foreigners,” the mayor said. “That fool, mutti Merkel, she invited in half the world to our country and imagined they would become Germans in Germany, when in reality they became Syrians or Afghans or Turks or Nigerians in Germany.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Wildfire

“Charity is a tool of oppression designed to obscure the patriarchy’s solidification of its own power paradigm.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Wildfire

“It’s not funny,” she said. Her face showed real fear, and Turnbull pulled himself together. “I just got shushed by a grown man in a cartoon fox suit,” he said. “How am I supposed to take this seriously?”
― Kurt Schlichter, Wildfire

“I guess President Trump was right. There’s a big, beautiful wall, and the Mexicans paid for it.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Wildfire

“the Caribbean Island nation of Grenada, which he bought in 2026.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Wildfire

“The old Hoover Building had housed the Federal Bureau of Investigation before the Split, but the FBI was long gone. The People’s Bureau of Investigation now occupied that building and several others in the area, forming a huge complex dedicated to the dark work of internal security. The name “Hoover” had been scrubbed from the building and whitewashed from history when the People’s Republic had first arisen, but later came back when J. Edgar had been embraced as a pioneering example of resistance and the face of the toll oppression had taken upon gender-fluid individuals in the hateful old United States. His statue, in a flattering cocktail dress and a pair of strappy heels, graced the central foyer of the recently added annex.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Wildfire

“Not a lot of options, so Turnbull went with his default move. Kill ‘em all.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Wildfire

“Wonderful. This is what a disarmed populace looked like. Living in fear”
― Kurt Schlichter, Wildfire

“This had been Arlington National Cemetery until the People’s Republic had decided to make it a landfill.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Wildfire

“At least in this part of Germany, we have not lost our gastfreundschaft – our hospitality”
― Kurt Schlichter, Wildfire

“I think we’re in the West Virginia of Germany, where they don’t dig strangers.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Wildfire

“Both her and Richard Harrington’s security officers were in the hallway outside the suite.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Wildfire