Dumber Than Dead Quotes

“But I am required to make sure you are entering this relationship with full knowledge, good intentions, emotional gravitas, and artistic rectitude.”
― Steven Campbell, Dumber Than Dead

“There was an actual line at the morgue, so I had to stand there holding the well-dressed, brutally murdered corpse of Gordle Maytop. With a pillowcase over his head. The fact no one gawked was a testament to life on Belvaille.”
― Steven Campbell, Dumber Than Dead

“He didn’t trip and fall on three bullets and then try and stop the bleeding by stabbing himself twenty times.”
― Steven Campbell, Dumber Than Dead