Serious Moonlight Quotes

“If you see a child zombie. Run. They're the scariest. Fuck that shit.”
― Dave Turner, Serious Moonlight

“TOAST IS BRILLIANT. Whoever thought, "This bread we've already cooked, yeah? I reckon we should try cooking it again." was a genius,”
― Dave Turner, Serious Moonlight

“Dave shrugged. 'Gary was going to do a Die Hard marathon tonight.' 'All of them? Even the fifth one? Hardcore. That's actually quite heroic.' 'No,' said Dave, 'John McClane is the true hero because he met Ellis just once at a party in the first one and can remember his name a few hours later.' 'He's not as heroic as Keanu Reeves in Speed,' Melanie replied. 'Blasphemy.' 'He handles everything John McClane does while also dealing with a massive hangover.' Dave nodded in agreement. 'That's a good point. Okay, let's paint the town red. Get your cardigan.”
― Dave Turner, Serious Moonlight