OMG WTF Very Funny Jokes Quotes

“Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”. Student: I is the.... Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an “I”. Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
― Adam Smith, OMG WTF Very Funny Jokes: Ultimate LOL Edition Book 3

“Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!! Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.”
― Adam Smith, OMG WTF Very Funny Jokes: Ultimate LOL Edition Book 3

“My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him “What was the name of his other leg?”
― Adam Smith, OMG WTF Very Funny Jokes: Ultimate LOL Edition Book 3

“A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and said, “Bow-wow!” The cat ran away. “What was that, Father?” asked Baby Mouse. “Well, son, that’s why it’s important to learn a second language.”
― Adam Smith, OMG WTF Very Funny Jokes: Ultimate LOL Edition Book 3

“This is not funny, but still many people can not find the ‘Any Key’ key on the keyboard.”
― Adam Smith, OMG WTF Very Funny Jokes: Ultimate LOL Edition Book 3

“-Mom, Mom, I learned to write! -And what did you write? -I do not know, I have not learned to read yet.”
― Adam Smith, OMG WTF Very Funny Jokes: Ultimate LOL Edition Book 3

“Teacher Smith: Johnny, if you had $5.00 and you asked your father for $3.00 more, how many dollars would you have? Little Johnny: I would have five dollars… Teacher Smith: You don’t know arithmetic, Johnny… Little Johnny: You don’t know my father, Mrs. Smith.”
― Adam Smith, OMG WTF Very Funny Jokes: Ultimate LOL Edition Book 3

“Do you also sometimes think that the main function of Windows is updating Windows?”
― Adam Smith, OMG WTF Very Funny Jokes: Ultimate LOL Edition Book 3

“-What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? -I do not know and I do not care!”
― Adam Smith, OMG WTF Very Funny Jokes: Ultimate LOL Edition Book 3

“Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.”
― Adam Smith, OMG WTF Very Funny Jokes: Ultimate LOL Edition Book 3

“If you have an imaginary friend, you're crazy. If a group of people have an imaginary friend, it's religion.”
― Adam Smith, OMG WTF Very Funny Jokes: Ultimate LOL Edition Book 3