Enchanted Quotes

“That’s what a marriage is. Not some happy shit that only works when things are at their best. Not some union intended to facilitate procreation. A marriage. Two people who come together because they don’t make sense apart, because they each hold a piece of the other’s soul.”
― Lexi Blake, Enchanted

“Jared, where are you?” She wasn’t sure she could find her way out without him. “I never left you. Look up.” She turned her head up and there was her man.”
― Lexi Blake, Enchanted

“I don’t need to talk about my feelings because I know what I’m going to do about them.” Tag’s lips curled up. “And what’s that?” “First I’m going to take over your club, and then I’m going to trick her into coming and I’ll do exactly what I planned to do tonight. I’m going to chase her down, tie her up, and fuck her until she knows who her Master is.” He thought it was a good plan. “Boys, we’re playing at the house tonight. Make arrangements.” Big Tag sat back, looking utterly content. “You’re my favorite, Johns.”
― Lexi Blake, Enchanted

“Kori opened the door. “The sisterhood knows.” Charlotte Taggart stood in the doorway, a covered casserole dish in her hand. “Dumbass. I’ve known for a while. You could have had this sweet, sweet pancake casserole days ago.”
― Lexi Blake, Enchanted

“She looked down and Lahki was staring up at her, her doggie eyes wide and filled with sympathy. The pup couldn’t possibly know what she was feeling, why tears were streaming down her face, but it didn’t matter to her. The only thing that mattered to Lahki was someone she cared about was hurting and she wanted to help. And wasn’t that the most human thing of all? She got to her knees and held the dog close, letting her tears flow.”
― Lexi Blake, Enchanted

“When you get married, don’t let your wives read that romantic crap because that’s why we’re here pretending to be sultans. Just keep ’em away from it. Women who read science fiction…well, we’d probably be aliens or some shit. Let’s face it, women who read are creative and kinky as fuck, so just marry one and understand you’ll be doing some weird shit.”
― Lexi Blake, Enchanted

“Big Tag sank onto the largest of the big throne-like chairs. He gestured to the one beside him. “Relax. The key is to act like everything is working out exactly like you planned. Even when you fuck up. Trust me. I’ve accidently pulled pins on grenades before. You lob it somewhere and act like you meant to blow that shit up.” “It’s my life I’m blowing up,” Jared complained. “Nah.” Tag waved the thought off. “Your life is a mess already. You’re just trying new shit.”
― Lexi Blake, Enchanted

“Big Tag sank onto the largest of the big throne-like chairs. He gestured to the one beside him. “Relax. The key is to act like everything is working out exactly like you planned. Even when you fuck up. Trust me. I’ve accidently pulled pins on grenades before. You lob it somewhere and act like you meant to blow that shit up.”
― Lexi Blake, Enchanted

“Seriously, somebody get me a sharpie. I love this so much fucking much.” Someone handed Big Tag a black pen and he quickly added and “i” so the shirt read—SAiNTCUM. “Now I’m Saint Cum, and we know it’s true because Charlie’s knocked up again,” Ian said with a big grin.”
― Lexi Blake, Enchanted

“What the fuck?” He held up the T-shirt and frowned. SANTCUM Yeah, even he knew that wasn’t spelled right. Big Tag pulled his shirt off and tugged the new one on before turning to where Julian Lodge stood. “You think I won’t wear this, Lodge? Because this is a damn badge of honor, asshole!”
― Lexi Blake, Enchanted

“I think Chase there hacked into the T-shirt place and replaced my perfectly spelled design with this one,” Tag shot back. “Bud, kill.” Bud’s head came up but he merely started wagging his tail as the man named Chase knelt down in front of him. Bud popped up and started enthusiastically licking the man. “Yep, you got a killer here, Tag,” he said, petting the massive mutt. “I know where his tongue has been. Don’t think death is off the table yet,” Tag replied.”
― Lexi Blake, Enchanted

“Her lips turned up and she leaned over and whispered something in her dad’s ear. Big Tag nodded. “I’ll think about it. It’s an interesting idea. Go on, kiddo.” She ran off to join her sister. Big Tag stood up, looming over them. “Why does my daughter now want to find a way to weaponize marshmallows?” Jared, eased back, his arms loosening. “I think that’s my fault. She was trying to convince the other kids that anything could be a weapon if placed in the right hands. I was kind of backing her up.” Tag nodded. “That’s a good move on your part. I’m pretty sure she’s keeping a list. It wasn’t such a big deal when I thought she would forget, but now that she can write, it’s getting real, if you know what I mean.”
― Lexi Blake, Enchanted

“Josh Barnes-Fleetwood had a cowboy hat on his head and a cynical look on his young face. She’d been told he was six, but he always seemed older to her. “Well, I don’t see what the fuss is about. He doesn’t look like a bull to me.” Carys nodded. “He doesn’t. Momma said he was probably a bull in bed, but I don’t know what that means.” Bud’s tail thumped against the ground as if he didn’t understand either. Jared was overtaken by a sudden coughing fit.”
― Lexi Blake, Enchanted

“So there’s a club called The Club?” “Exactly, and it’s full of old rich dudes who think they can play football but they can’t because they’re old and rich and soft,” Tag pointed out. “And they’re not creative with names. We have to beat them or I’ll spend a year listening to Julian Lodge’s snide remarks about how my guys are pudgy and slow.” “And if you win?” Tag shrugged. “Oh, I’ll call his guys pudgy and slow no matter who wins. Pretty much Lodge will too.”
― Lexi Blake, Enchanted

“Taggart’s face lit with an unholy grin. “Oh, these are old-school deviants, but I assure you no one is a serial killer.” He stopped and thought about it. “I don’t think Erin can be considered a serial. They have a type, and Erin just kills assholes for fun. She doesn’t discriminate. Dark hair, light hair, any nationality. Man, woman, that girl does not care. If you’re an asshole and she can get away with it, she’s taking the shot. Definitely not a serial. I think you’re safe.”
― Lexi Blake, Enchanted

“does anyone know why Ian sent a big bouquet of flowers to the office today? Was it someone’s birthday? Adam’s being paranoid about it. Jake had to prove to him the flowers weren’t bugged, and by that I mean both ways. Like they weren’t actively spying on the office, nor did they contain a fleet of DNA enhanced superbugs that would attack him later.”
― Lexi Blake, Enchanted

“Kori stared at her for a moment. “Seriously? It’s eight o’clock in the morning and you already have on full makeup and perfectly done hair?” Of course. She wasn’t an animal.”
― Lexi Blake, Enchanted