How Not to Act Old Quotes

“Even when I stay up really late—till midnight—I wake up at six.”
― Pamela Redmond Satran, How Not to Act Old: 185 Ways to Pass for Phat, Sick, Hot, Dope, Awesome, or at Least Not Totally Lame

“(and are ultimately glad you’re not).”
― Pamela Redmond Satran, How Not to Act Old: 185 Ways to Pass for Phat, Sick, Hot, Dope, Awesome, or at Least Not Totally Lame

“Wicked Witch of the West”
― Pamela Redmond Satran, How Not to Act Old: 185 Ways to Pass for Phat, Sick, Hot, Dope, Awesome, or at Least Not Totally Lame

“If a young person important in your life—your adult child, say, or maybe your new boss—goes silent on you, try not to get nervous.”
― Pamela Redmond Satran, How Not to Act Old: 185 Ways to Pass for Phat, Sick, Hot, Dope, Awesome, or at Least Not Totally Lame