Witches Brew Quotes

“a small but functional kitchen which seemed overwhelmed by the sheer volume of assorted cookware. Pots, pans, cutting boards, strainers, even a damn rolling pin lay strewn about—as if at any moment Suzy Homemaker might burst in to bake us a fucking souffle. Now, before you start defending your God-given right to bear Teflon, keep in mind I have nothing against people who religiously cook their own meals—I simply don’t understand them. Especially my fellow city dwellers. I mean, why waste all that time preparing dinner when you live in a town chock full of restaurants and bars that deliver damn near 24/7?”
― Shayne Silvers, Witches Brew

“fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, and I’ll fucking end you.”
― Shayne Silvers, Witches Brew

“In my opinion, there’s something inexplicably wrong with your life when you find yourself in a strip club before noon on a weekday. To me, it felt as culturally insensitive as using a fork to eat sushi: just because you can do it, doesn’t mean you should.”
― Shayne Silvers, Witches Brew

“To me, it felt as culturally insensitive as using a fork to eat sushi: just because you can do it, doesn’t mean you should.”
― Shayne Silvers, Witches Brew