Fairy with a Gun Quotes

“No powers? Ye’ve got to be kidding me. Have ye heard his jokes? They’re so bad they can drop a man at twenty paces,” said”
― Patrick Thomas, Fairy With A Gun: The Collected Terrorbelle: Terrorbelle Book 1

“It feels so good to be loved,” Murphy said. “How would ye know?” said Paddy. “I hear things and have a good imagination,” he said.”
― Patrick Thomas, Fairy With A Gun: The Collected Terrorbelle: Terrorbelle Book 1

“You just bought yourself a world of trouble.” “But I ordered one of peace and love. I’d like to return the one of trouble or get a full refund,” I said. “I’m pretty sure I have the receipt somewhere.”
― Patrick Thomas, Fairy With A Gun: The Collected Terrorbelle: Terrorbelle Book 1

“Then the Maw did something really disgusting. It let loose with the evil mother of all farts. It was actually visible, a gray murky mist. I covered my mouth and nose with my sleeve, but my eyes were burning. I had been tear-gassed before. This was worse. While”
― Patrick Thomas, Fairy With A Gun: The Collected Terrorbelle: Terrorbelle Book 1

“Interested in the guy’s name?” “Nah. Drop him in front of a door and we could call him Mat,” I said.”
― Patrick Thomas, Fairy With A Gun: The Collected Terrorbelle: Terrorbelle Book 1

“You will not deny me what is mine!” “I’ll deny like a politician under oath,” said Murphy.”
― Patrick Thomas, Fairy With A Gun: The Collected Terrorbelle: Terrorbelle Book 1

“Think you can take me?” she said, putting up her dukes like a boxer. As a fighter, she made a great mage.”
― Patrick Thomas, Fairy With A Gun: The Collected Terrorbelle: Terrorbelle Book 1

“There was some problem with the regular elevators as some gentleman in a suit and tie was learning. He was poking the up button with the conviction that if he pushed it enough times the out of order sign would magically change to read Fixed.”
― Patrick Thomas, Fairy With A Gun: The Collected Terrorbelle: Terrorbelle Book 1

“I had a perfectly serviceable bike, but I rarely got to use it because it was a regular motorcycle and therefore too slow. My travel speed was too limited by things like traffic, weather, and the laws of physics. The rest of Nemesis and Co. didn’t share my limitations. Apparently,”
― Patrick Thomas, Fairy With A Gun: The Collected Terrorbelle: Terrorbelle Book 1