1916 Quotes

“All we need to do is slip some pills into the drink of this new beau of hers, and, when he begins acting erratically, we will be there to save her.” “Into her new beau’s drink,” I said. “What?” “You’re using the passive voice,” I said. “It is unbecoming.”
― Christian Schneider, 1916: The Blog

“(And now that I remember I have read his writings, I know he isn’t aware of the difference between “its” and “it’s.” His disdain for me is second only to his contempt for elementary school grammar!)”
― Christian Schneider, 1916: The Blog

“Thus began my long history of ineffective courtship. My father always counseled that it is best to leave a girl wanting more; my problem has always been leaving a girl wanting some."
-Sebastian, "1916: The Blog”
― Christian Schneider, 1916: The Blog