The Jeeves & Wooster Series Quotes

“But lots of fellows have asked me who my tailor is." "Doubtless in order to avoid him, sir.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Jeeves & Wooster Series: British upper-class capers, razor-sharp wit, and ingenious valet solutions amid the comic scrapes of 1920s London

“I couldn’t help thinking how dashed happy I could have contrived to be in this place if only Aunt Agatha and the other blisters had been elsewhere.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Jeeves & Wooster Series: The Glorious Adventures of Bertie Wooster & His Valet Reginald Jeeves: Leave it to Jeeves, Jeeves and the Unbidden Guest, ... the Springtime, Aunt Agatha Takes the Count

“wouldn’t have said off-hand that there was anything particularly fascinating about me — in fact, most people look on me as rather an ass;”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Jeeves & Wooster Series: The Glorious Adventures of Bertie Wooster & His Valet Reginald Jeeves: Leave it to Jeeves, Jeeves and the Unbidden Guest, ... the Springtime, Aunt Agatha Takes the Count

“I shall naturally order my behaviour according to the accepted rules of civilized intercourse.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Jeeves & Wooster Series: The Glorious Adventures of Bertie Wooster & His Valet Reginald Jeeves: Leave it to Jeeves, Jeeves and the Unbidden Guest, ... the Springtime, Aunt Agatha Takes the Count