Star Pirate Quotes

“hit full on with the blast and his molecules started disassembling. I’d heard of them using tech like this on earth, but it was mostly isolated to places like Starlight City”
― Mia Archer, Star Pirate

“Not when I had a weapon at my disposal and”
― Mia Archer, Star Pirate

“without ever knowing how that story ended.”
― Mia Archer, Star Pirate

“The tip even made a nice ominous hum which brought to mind Sergeant Schlock and his favorite intimidation tactic.”
― Mia Archer, Star Pirate

“I totally stole that, by the way, but no one out here had read Douglas Adams so what did it matter? Though there were times when I suspected he might not have initially hailed from earth to begin with considering how on point a lot of his stuff was now that I was out here in the wider galaxy.”
― Mia Archer, Star Pirate