The Curse of Greg Quotes

“So, on Monday, I sold some poop to get the tickets.”
― Chris Rylander, The Curse of Greg

“But I summoned a spell that I had been relatively good at in class and other times of imminent peril.”
― Chris Rylander, The Curse of Greg

“Too much responsibility for a kid like me: someone prone to setting his own pants on fire”
― Chris Rylander, The Curse of Greg

“I like smashing,” she said. “Clearly,”
― Chris Rylander, The Curse of Greg

“But right now you’re probably just wondering how in the world I ended up with my pants engulfed in flames and an angry Gargoyle with a mullet chasing close behind. I wish I could tell you it wasn’t my fault, that I wasn’t responsible for getting myself into such a predicament. But then I’d be lying, and Dwarves don’t lie.”
― Chris Rylander, The Curse of Greg