Trapped Quotes

“Convincing the domovoi demon of the necessity of wearing the hairnet is an ongoing struggle. The ancient hearth demon just doesn’t grasp modern hygiene.”
― L.L. Frost, Trapped

“If we were going to have glitter in the house, I should have just left the haunting in place. It would have been less horrifying.”
― L.L. Frost, Trapped

“Damn straight I am. You called me a child and stupid. It’s going to take more than a van to make that up.” “It’s not a van. It’s a Mystery Machine.” “It’s a Volkswagen Bus.” I sniff. “Not even a proper Chevrolet.” “You’re killing me. This is how I die.”
― L.L. Frost, Trapped