Remnants Quotes

“Chinny. My brother. Let’s clear up two points right now. First? If my wife decides that she wants to do something, I will let her do it. Why? Because I want to live. Because she will cut me down in the prime of my youth if I dare to suggest that I have control over her, and I’m not that stupid. I mean, I have stupid moments, but that? Ordering her to not do something? Grade A stupid.”
― Honor Raconteur, Remnants

“Maksohm stared at us, eyebrow cocked in that minute degree that said, I don’t like it when you’re plotting things, and I especially don’t like it when you’re plotting things in a linen closet. He had a very expressive eyebrow.”
― Honor Raconteur, Remnants

“Vee used you like a bat to hit a bunch of monkeys, and you’re mocking me for missing a step?” Chi’s head tipped to the side. “There’s a difference between a teammate and spouse betraying you in a horrible, unforgiveable way and just being such a klutz that you can’t manage a set of stairs.”
― Honor Raconteur, Remnants

“YES,” Chi agreed savagely, popping out from around Vee to glower at the monkeys running rampant. “DEATH TO THE MONKEYS.” I more or less expected that response. We all did.”
― Honor Raconteur, Remnants

“We have sanity left?” I responded in mock-outrage. “And you didn’t tell me? Maksohm, I thought we were brothers, friends, pals! What’s wrong with you?” “I can’t share too much of it,” he deadpanned back. “We have to keep Chi from climbing the walls.” “Oh sure,” a voice called from out of sight. “Blame it all on me.” “Isn’t that why we keep you around?” Vee riposted, voice rich with laughter.”
― Honor Raconteur, Remnants

“Maksohm’s head dropped back so he could stare at the sky. Not that I blamed him, skies were nice, they didn’t demand problematic answers from you.”
― Honor Raconteur, Remnants

“The giants for some reason loved me. Something about me being so inherently destructive pleased them.”
― Honor Raconteur, Remnants

“You’re already out?” he demanded incredulously of someone. “I don’t understand how people can shower in five minutes. Even when I go as fast as I can, I still have to shampoo my hair, and condition, and scrub myself, and shave, and cut myself shaving, and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord, and then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies, and then come back and dry off—how do you do that in five minutes?” “Two in one shampoo/conditioner,” Chi deadpanned back.”
― Honor Raconteur, Remnants