Bedlam Quotes

“Skulduggery shrugged. “When in doubt, wear a hat, that’s what I always say.”
― Derek Landy, Bedlam

“sipping from a protein shake that had aspirations of being a milkshake, but couldn’t quite make it.”
― Derek Landy, Bedlam

“I planned all of this,” Skulduggery whispered. “Oh, shut up.”
― Derek Landy, Bedlam

“mind is in a permanent state of finely tuned chaos that I would be loath to disrupt.”
― Derek Landy, Bedlam

“You’re not afraid of spiders, are you?” “I tend to get slightly arachnophobic when they’re three times the size of me.”
― Derek Landy, Bedlam

“Despite her worries, despite her anxiety, despite everything that had happened and everything she had done, Valkyrie looked down at Sergeant Yonder and found she still had the capacity to laugh at stupid people.”
― Derek Landy, Bedlam

“Hey, Nemesis, if you’re going to kill me, then kill me. Otherwise, I’ve got stuff to do.”
― Derek Landy, Bedlam

“Just because someone is ugly on the outside doesn’t mean they’re not even uglier on the inside. The reverse is also true for the beautiful.”
― Derek Landy, Bedlam

“Omen nodded. "I can do that."
Colleen pressed the stop button and the tram slowed. Before she stepped off, she turned to him and said, "Help us, Omen-one-Kenobi. You're our only hope.
And then she was gone.
He'd been star Wars-ed.”
― Derek Landy, Bedlam

“While I wouldn’t go so far as to say that you’re like a son to me, Omen, or a nephew, or even the nephew of a close family friend, I do, nevertheless, view you as a young person who has entered into my orbit and who I now must deal with.”
― Derek Landy, Bedlam

“Your traumas have made you who you are, but they don’t define you. You can live with them, I have no doubt.”
― Derek Landy, Bedlam

“The trick, you see—” “Is to never assume anything,” she finished.”
― Derek Landy, Bedlam

“Valkyrie knelt, tried to pull his hand away from his shoulder. “Did he shoot you? Did he hit you?” “He damaged my jacket,” Skulduggery said, but, when she managed to pull his hand away, his façade’s skin was rippling and fragments of bone fell to the floor. “It’s just my clavicle,” he said. “I have a spare.”
― Derek Landy, Bedlam

“And that was how Sebastian travelled across this alien landscape, trundling along on Lily’s yellow scooter, his black coat flapping behind him, like some weird, majestic bird. On a scooter.”
― Derek Landy, Bedlam

“Nationality?” Valkyrie asked. Sleave laughed. “Don’t you know? Irish, of course. The most evil people in the world are Irish.”
― Derek Landy, Bedlam

“buddy. You’d better get back to class.” “School’s over.” “Oh,” she said. “Don’t you usually have detention, or something?” He sagged. “Yeah,” he said, and trudged off.”
― Derek Landy, Bedlam

“but you’re angry. Not with me, because no one could be angry with me, but with others.”
― Derek Landy, Bedlam

“I can’t let your groin stand between me and saving lives.”
― Derek Landy, Bedlam

“When she was strong, she was unbeatable. When she was strong, she got things done.”
― Derek Landy, Bedlam

“You should have more faith in mortals,” Fletcher countered. “Not all of them are war-hungry simpletons, you know.” “No,” Skulduggery said, “but they do tend to scare easily and, when people are scared, they lash out.” Fletcher adjusted his hair slightly. “You have such a dim view of the people you fight every day to protect.”
― Derek Landy, Bedlam

“He’s broken. He doesn’t know what he’s doing any more.” “Shut up,”
― Derek Landy, Bedlam