Apple Die Quotes

“She's definitely preggo,” Teeny poked her head between me and Miss May. “I saw a baby bump.” “That might have been gas,” I said. "I get a food baby every time I eat pizza. Or beans. Or tofu.”
― Chelsea Thomas, Apple Die

“all that got stolen was my Billy Joel CD!” “Piano Man?” Miss May asked. “The Stranger.” Miss May shook her head, “How could I forget. That’s even worse.”
― Chelsea Thomas, Apple Die