Post-Apocalypticon Quotes

“Well, hold tight, Patrick warned. There’s a ninety percent chance you get locked up in that hangar for at least thirty-seven days. Ben considered this. Well, a ten percent chance of success isn’t nothing, he decided. No, the other ten percent chance is that they kill you on sight.”
― Clayton Smith, Post-Apocalypticon

“That wasn’t a kill shot. That was a body swing. She doesn’t want to kill you; she just wants to kneecap you.” “Great,” Ben said, growing testy. “Why would she want to kneecap me?” “Probably so you’ll stop running away so much,” Patrick shrugged. “That’s why I’d kneecap somebody.” “I don’t want to be kneecapped!” Ben wailed. “Well, I didn’t want John Tesh to get the satisfaction of going platinum, but we don’t always get what we want, now do we?”
― Clayton Smith, Post-Apocalypticon

“Is this hell?” No. I don’t hear any ABBA. That, Ben decided, was infallible logic.”
― Clayton Smith, Post-Apocalypticon