Diary of Steve the Noob 38 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) Quotes

“Harper. You’re still recovering anyway,” said Hayden. “So, which one of us should go, eh?” asked Calvin. “I’ll go,” said Hayden. “You need to stay behind and take care of our division in Captain Arceus’s absence.” Calvin nodded.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 38 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“optimistic.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 38 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“him,” I said. “But I’m thinking about the timeframe. I don’t think there’s enough time,” said the mayor. “There is enough time! We just have to act now!” said Harper in a hurry. “Settle down, Harper. We need to think about this rationally.” “But we have to hurry! There’s not enough time!” she said, contradicting herself. The mayor shook his head and buried his face in his hand. “There’s about a hundred different things that we need to decide on before we can even embark on your suggested mission, Harper, so please calm down.” “We need to find a candidate for a warlock,” I said. “Yes, but who?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 38 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“But Mark the ranger didn’t move. The attack caught him by surprise and he froze in place.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 38 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“battlefield.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 38 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“long fangs”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 38 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“werewolf.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 38 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“deadly claws”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 38 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I told her that you had a really bad case of the poo-poos.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 38 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Foxfire,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 38 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I regret not filling up my inventory full of croissants when I was in the bakery earlier. I’m so stupid. I mean, what was I thinking?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 38 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Success! Great job, everyone!” I yelled, though no one could hear me. But then I noticed that the red juggernaut was even closer to the laser cannon now. Around the giant, I saw rogues and ninjas jumping everywhere as they tossed their projectiles. There were a couple of thieves trying to climb up the juggernaut again, but the monster had its eyes tightly shut. Then I saw Shadow gliding in circles and”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 38 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Alex… Devlin…” I said. “You guys saved me…” Under great strain, Paladin-Captain Devlin replied, “Made it just… in time…” “Grrrr!” Alex groaned as she held up the weight of the juggernaut’s foot. The both of them were barely holding up the foot. “Get out of here, Steve,” said Alex.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 38 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“my ears were overloaded and rang nonstop. When I opened my eyes, I saw Alex and Devlin standing over me, both with their shields shining brightly.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 38 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“It looks like we’ll be making these guys some pizzas, sis,” said Topaz. “Steve?” said Stella as she watched me cheer and jump up and down in a circle. “He must have a bad craving for pizza, huh?” “I think so. When I found him, he was kneeling on the floor with tears in his eyes.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 38 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“really bad case of the poo-poos.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 38 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“unbearable…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 38 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“group charged into the pack of werewolves”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 38 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)