Up With The Crows Quotes

“Oh, that’s all. A bit of stabby and grabby… and somehow my vagina sucks all those people in and spits out a whole you. Yep. That sounds fantastic,”
― Zoe Parker, Up With The Crows

“I already know his hair feels like strands of thick silk. It’s textured in such a way that you want to rub it all over your body, like a weirdo.”
― Zoe Parker, Up With The Crows

“I should probably be paying attention to, possibly even enthralled by. Especially considering that this is the first date I’ve had in a year. And no, I’m not counting my drunken escapades, those aren’t dates with anyone but the GYNO. I’m careful but also paranoid, in this day and age we have to be. If I had unprotected sexy times, with the way my luck works, I’d get the supercharged UTI to end all UTIs and die alone with 20 cats and a pee bag strapped to my leg.”
― Zoe Parker, Up With The Crows

“Birds born in cages think that flying is an illness. ~Alejandro Jodorowsky”
― Zoe Parker, Up With The Crows

“We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.”
― Zoe Parker, Up With The Crows

“I can’t believe I’m laying on the floor contemplating throwing water on him to the soundtrack of Magic Mike.”
― Zoe Parker, Up With The Crows

“The stupidity has chosen to now run in front of the bravery.”
― Zoe Parker, Up With The Crows

“Yeah. I drank the Kool-Aid. In fact, I gulped that shit down and am now bathing it.”
― Zoe Parker, Up With The Crows