Holly's First Noel Quotes

“suddenly thought about Jackass. She turned her head to look out the window. “There’ll be six inches by morning,” she said absently. He started to laugh. “I’m hoping it won’t take quite that long.”
― Serenity Woods, Holly's First Noel

“a fridge magnet. It said, Music teachers do it in G-strings.”
― Serenity Woods, Holly's First Noel

“Maybe. With my snoring and your screams, Nessie won’t stand a chance.”
― Serenity Woods, Holly's First Noel

“Distractedly, she said, “He knew I’ve already done all the cooking, but do you know what he said? ‘Fuck the pudding.’” “Didn’t he know you don’t do sex with festive desserts?”
― Serenity Woods, Holly's First Noel