Vortena Quotes

“Aww, that’s a shame…” Valeria pouted. “Then what are you planning, honeybuns?” However, neither she nor the rest of the group were prepared for Boxxy’s answer. “Operation TASTYCOCK.” The entire party ground to a halt. Kora struggled valiantly not to laugh, while Xera’s face split into a malicious grin. Valeria and Fizzy could only stare blankly in stunned surprise. “Uh- Uhm… Th-th-that is,” stammered the lich, “what do you mean by tas… tasty cocks?” “Tasty And Shiny Things Yielded by Chesting Or Cheap Killing.”
― Neven Iliev, Vortena

“[Level up!]
[Congratulations, you are now a Level 15 Metal Golem! STR +3. END +3. AGI +2. FTH +1.] “Yeaheaaah!” she cheered with a fist pump. “How’s it feel to get your ass run over by the pain train, blockhead?! Get wrecked, motherfucker!”
― Neven Iliev, Vortena