The List Quotes

“Some people are born with a fire inside them. The will to succeed. It isn’t a learned behavior. It’s just some unknown biological factor that makes them try harder.”
― J.A. Konrath, The List

“I’ve got issues?” “You’ve got a whole subscription.”
― J.A. Konrath, The List

“I think guns are just a symbolic substitute for male genitalia, and I’m okay in that respect.” “Fine. If they get in the house, you can whack them with your genitals.”
― J.A. Konrath, The List

“No. I think guns are just a symbolic substitute for male genitalia, and I’m okay in that respect.” “Fine. If they get in the house, you can whack them with your genitals.”
― J.A. Konrath, The List

“Well, your ass doesn’t look too bad.” “Thanks, Roy. You’ve got a cute ass yourself.” “I meant, I don’t think you’re gonna bleed to death.” Bert laughed. “And just two minutes ago, I was hoping I’d bleed to death.” Roy eyed the stake. “I bet. Nasty.”
― J.A. Konrath, The List

“There’s one.” Roy reached over and pounded Bert in the leg. “Slug bug black, no hit backs.” “Where?” “Right there.” “That’s a BMW.” Bert smacked Roy twice. “Wrong car, double hit backs.” “Can you guys quit this, please?” Tom looked ahead in the distance. “Oh God, no.” “Here it is.” The cabbie pointed to his right. “Largest Volkswagen dealership in Los Angeles.” It was ugly. Real ugly. When”
― J.A. Konrath, The List

“You act like you have a saggy diaper that leaks.” “Maybe you need to take your Shut-The-Hell-Up pill.”
― J.A. Konrath, The List

“Here’s a good question for you—is greatness in a person born or made?” Tom didn’t have an answer. “I think it’s a combination.” Bert scratched at the bandage on his chin. “Some people are born with a fire inside them. The will to succeed. It isn’t a learned behavior. It’s just some unknown biological factor that makes them try harder.”
― J.A. Konrath, The List

“Never having something is different than having something and losing it.”
― J.A. Konrath, The List