65 Proof Quotes

“You’re sick in the head.”
― J.A. Konrath, 65 Proof

“While the first few explosions might be written off as coincidence, or even bad luck, somewhere around the tenth destroyed vehicle a little light came on inside my head. I finally understood that no one could be this unlucky. There was only one possible explanation. You’re sick in the head. The psychiatric community calls your specific mental illness Munchausen’s by Proxy. A parent, usually the mother, purposely makes her children sick so she can bask in the attention and sympathy of others.”
― J.A. Konrath, 65 Proof

“If it takes every cent of my money, every single one of my vast resources, I’ll see to it that you never insure another vehicle again. When I get done with you, you won’t be able to put on roller skates without the Feds breathing down your neck.”
― J.A. Konrath, 65 Proof

“My next course of action was to take my phone off the hook, because I kept getting obnoxious messages along the lines of, “Where’s that kidney?” and “You have to get to the hospital immediately!” and “He’s dead.”
― J.A. Konrath, 65 Proof