Radley's Home for Horny Monsters Quotes

“red highlights. Thigh high, black leather boots disappeared beneath the hem of her skirt, and her hips were cocked to one side, accentuating the curve of her ass. “Hello, Mr. Radley.” Her voice was a purr, dripping with sensual undertones. “I was wondering if I could have a word with you.” “Sure, I guess.” He let her in the house. She eyed the grandfather clock, or rather what was left of it. He hadn’t bothered cleaning up. “My name is Lily.” She offered her hand, which he shook. “Oh my, you have a strong grip! Do you work out?” “Not really. Can I help you?” His eyes were on the landing up above, hoping for the tell-tale sounds of splashing. He couldn’t fight the nagging feeling that he had missed something, a crucial detail that would help him figure out what had happened. “Right, well, I’ve come as a representative for the Historical Preservation Society. I was hoping we could talk about”
― Annabelle Hawthorne, Radley's Home for Horny Monsters