Teddy and His Bear Quotes

“Tony leaned away from him and raised an eyebrow. “You are a slutty unicorn… which is the absolute definition of ‘too much.’” Tony’s face was screwed up in concentration. “Stop fidgeting. Do you have any idea how many YouTube videos I had to watch to learn how to transform you into a magical fucking horned horse?”
― Andi James, Teddy and His Bear