His Treat Quotes

“they showed me how to take pride in a job well done instead of what job was being done.”
― Penelope Bloom, His Treat

“Ryan wasn’t just good-looking. It was like he’d been carved out of a chunk of crystallized female desire and plopped right in front of me.”
― Penelope Bloom, His Treat

“like I was fifteen and my parents had just walked in on me with a pillow between my legs.”
― Penelope Bloom, His Treat

“It was, without a doubt, the worst painting I’d ever seen a grown adult produce. If Jackson Pollock had a baby with Picasso and the baby grew up to be a cocaine addict who painted with shaky withdrawal hands, it still would’ve been better than Ryan’s work.”
― Penelope Bloom, His Treat

“Still, they showed me how to take pride in a job well done instead of what job was being done.”
― Penelope Bloom, His Treat

“For me, Summer was underboob sweat, staying in all day because I'd rather not melt outside, and getting the yearly sunburn that reminds me why I don't ever want to get a sunburn again. Oh,”
― Penelope Bloom, His Treat