Bad Apple Quotes

“Love the people who love you back.”
― Laura Ruby, Bad Apple

“If other people thought art was important, then it would be required to graduate. But no, I don’t have to take art. I do have to take math, which is just a waste of time because the numbers get all switched up in my brain, plus, calculators exist for a reason. I do have to take history, which is basically memorizing tariff acts till your brain bleeds. I do have to take four years of gym class with a bunch of jerks who punch me if they don’t like what I say. But art? Optional. Even though art and music and literature and all that are what make us human. Algebra doesn’t make us human. Games don’t make us human.”
― Laura Ruby, Bad Apple

“God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will become its own floating paradise of underweight movie stars and dot-commers, like a fat-free Atlantis with superfast Wi-Fi.”
― Laura Ruby, Bad Apple

“Everyone loves a villain. Or maybe not a villain, exactly, but someone you can point out and say, "I might be weird, but I'm not weird like her.”
― Laura Ruby, Bad Apple

“She's still small and I still want to put her in my pocket.
-Seven Chillman, classmate”
― Laura Ruby, Bad Apple

“The principal: You're a smart girl, so I'm going to be blunt. I think you'd be a lot happier if you stopped acting so weird.
Me: Who says I'm not happy?”
― Laura Ruby, Bad Apple

“He clears his throat. 'Do you want to go to a movie or something?' The wings stop flapping. 'I can't. I'm sort of under house arrest.'
'Till when?'
'Till pigs fly and hell freezes over.'
'Soon, then.'
'Any minute.”
― Laura Ruby , Bad Apple

“I like to rub Twinkies under my arms.”
― Laura Ruby, Bad Apple

“The truth is," I say, "he's having my baby. It's a medical miracle. Someone call the newspapers.”
― Laura Ruby, Bad Apple

“He grew out his hair," June says. "He looks amazing."

"He looks like a giant caramel with some carpet lint stuck to the top of it.”
― Laura Ruby, Bad Apple

“Everybody loves a villain.”
― Laura Ruby, Bad Apple

“I say, 'Well, if you can't please everyone with your deeds and your art, please a few. To please many is bad.'
Hannalore frowns. A note hits her in the forehead and drops to the floor. She bends at the knees to retrieve it, the perfect lady. The writing is large enough for me to read: SHOW US YOUR BOOBS!
She holds up the note. 'Which of you appalling children threw this at me?'
Pete Santorini, Ben Grossman, and Alex Nobody-Can-Pronounce-His-Last-Name laugh so hard that Alex chokes on his gum and Ben has to pound his back.”
― Laura Ruby, Bad Apple

“You use what moves you.”
― Laura Ruby, Bad Apple