Altogether Quotes

“We don’t go back from this. Not once you get our cocks in your mouth. That’s what you want, right? A mouthful of hard dick?”
― Brill Harper, Altogether

“Is the plural of penis actually penises, or is it penisi?' Shane asks. Because of course he does.
'I'm pretty sure it's penises,' Penelope affirms.
'It's not penne?'
'That's pasta.”
― Brill Harper, Altogether

“I make eye contact with Fletch. My best friend. My apparent housemate for life, and I go back down and tongue my best friend’s testicles until he starts coming.”
― Brill Harper, All Together

“Holy shit. Somebody’s been on pornhub again,” Shane says, sensing the change in atmosphere and watching her little show. “This is perfectly scripted Grade-A shit.”
― Brill Harper, All Together

“Get on your knees,” he says without blinking. “I’m going to teach you how to blow my best friend.” Queue the quivering labia again.”
― Brill Harper, All Together