How to Live an Undead Lie Quotes

“Their love wasn’t simple. Practice gave it an effortless appearance, but that was far from the truth. It was a kind word in the morning, a thoughtful meal prepared without request, a kiss before parting ways, a kiss when coming back together. A million tiny kindnesses sprinkled throughout the days, the months, the years.”
― Hailey Edwards, How to Live an Undead Lie

“I love you," she said, stomach growling.
"You love bacon."
"I have a big heart," she protested. "There's room enough for both of you in it.”
― Hailey Edwards, How to Live an Undead Lie

“Before I could tell him so, he guided my finger into his mouth and swirled his tongue across the hurt. "Better?" I managed a whimper. "Grier?" he caught me around the waist as my knees liquified.
"What's wrong?"
"Her ovaries exploded," Lethe called from the living room”
― Hailey Edwards, How to Live an Undead Lie

“You’re the best pirate I know,” he said, black eyes shining up at me in adoration.”
― Hailey Edwards, How to Live an Undead Lie

“He had embraced all the broken parts of me, and I was just as willing to love all his jagged pieces.”
― Hailey Edwards, How to Live an Undead Lie

“I saw you dro0wn." IO faced Linus. "Does this mean you're an aquatic zombie? An undead merman? A zerman perhaps?”
― Hailey Edwards, How to Live an Undead Lie

“You’re a vampire, he’s a ghost, I’m a necromancer, and a haunted house is what you find odd?”
― Hailey Edwards, How to Live an Undead Lie

“You might think you’re insulting Linus when you talk smack about him, but you’re really insulting Grier. She wouldn’t be with a guy who treats her like dirt. Note how she’s not with you anymore?”
― Hailey Edwards, How to Live an Undead Lie

“What now?”
I pretended to consider him. “Tell me you love me and wait to see if I say it back.”
The color washed out of his cheeks. “That hardly seems fair.”
“That’s how it’s done.” A shrug rolled through my shoulders. “Boys have to go first.”
― Hailey Edwards, How to Live an Undead Lie

“The same goes for the parakeet.” I indicated the small banana-yellow bird scratching his earhole with his foot. “Usually, he has grand delusions he’s a bat. Right now, he believes he’s a dog. Just go with it.”
― Hailey Edwards, How to Live an Undead Lie

“Thanksgiving is a human holiday.” “No, it’s a major food holiday,” Linus reminded him. “Grier celebrates all those.”
― Hailey Edwards, How to Live an Undead Lie