Oh Crap! I Have a Toddler Quotes

“There’s an African proverb that says, “A child not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth.”
― Jamie Glowacki, Oh Crap! I Have a Toddler: Tackling These Crazy Awesome Years—No Time-outs Needed

“There’s a beauty in your children’s seeing you take time for yourself. It is not selfish.”
― Jamie Glowacki, Oh Crap! I Have a Toddler: Tackling These Crazy Awesome Years—No Time-outs Needed

“The minute you think you have something in the bag, you get thrown a curveball. Pascal was two. I was thinking, Terrible twos? Whatever. I got this parenting thing nailed. I could do it on one foot, with my eyes closed. Then he turned three. Literally the day my child turned three, the devil himself moved into my house. I was like Holy shit! None of my tools worked. I cried. A lot.”
― Jamie Glowacki, Oh Crap! I Have a Toddler: Tackling These Crazy Awesome Years—No Time-outs Needed

“Children are far more capable than we allow them to be.”
― Jamie Glowacki, Oh Crap! I Have a Toddler: Tackling These Crazy Awesome Years―No Time-outs Needed (2)