The Unhoneymooners Quotes

“I can appreciate my body in a bikini and still want to set fire to the patriarchy.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“knew he was a book lover, but to be the same kind of book lover I am? It makes my insides melt.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“I am a homebody, through and through, and there’s nothing like being home.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“An eight-hour flight, and there’s no movie,” I say to myself, glaring at the screenless seat back in front of me. “Maybe they’re hoping your life flashing in front of your eyes will be distraction enough.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“It's so exhausting pretending to hate you.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“love is exhausting.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“And I get it. As much as I hate him . . . I think I’m starting to like us.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“Don't threaten me with a good time”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“Rumor has it your dad brought her flowers and she pulled off every petal and used them to spell PUTA in the snow.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“Think out loud with me.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“I like the idea of saving to buy a place of my own or having some extra in the bank for an adventure once I figure out what kind of adventure I want to have. I see all these choices unrolling in front of me - career, travel, friends, geography - and despite things being insane and hard and messy, I don't think I've ever liked myself more than I do now. It's the strangest feeling to be proud simply because I'm taking care of me and mine. Is this what it's like to grow up?”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“You don't get to choose the circumstances. That's the point of luck: it happens when and where it happens.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“Those of us who aren’t summoned by the Dark Mark consider honesty to be a virtue.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“It's the strangest feeling to be proud simply because I'm taking care of me and mine. Is this what it's like to grow up?”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“Ethan Thomas is doing something weird to my emotions.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“I feel like I should apologize,” I say. “You did throw up directly afterward.” He laughs quietly, under his breath. “As if that would be my reaction to seeing you naked, Olive.” The door opens and closes again. When I turn to ask him what he meant, he’s gone. •”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“the only coherent thought that comes to mind is how insulting it is that eyelashes like his were wasted on Satan’s Errand Boy”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“What’s it like having a twin?” “What’s it’s like not having a twin?” I reply, and he laughs. “Touché.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“Work like a captain, play like a pirate.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“When I signed up for this honeymoon, I had no idea it would involve so much nudity...”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“I stare up at him, hating the tiny fluttering that gets going in my chest because he knows the Harry Potter reference. I knew he was a book lover, but to be the same kind of book lover I am? It makes my insides melt.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“You don't need him to like you. Or, you know, know that you continue to exist”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“He tastes like cheap alcohol and contradictions, but it is still hands-down the best kiss of my life.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“Honesty has always seemed to work best for us:”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“She’s candy-sweet at the surface and probably terrible at communicating negative emotions. Meanwhile, I’m like a sour patch kid on the surface, but will happily detail all the ways I think the world is going to hell.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“I’m a terrible liar.” “Really? You hid it so well.” “It’s never been my strength, okay? Those of us who aren’t summoned by the Dark Mark consider honesty to be a virtue.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“I want to say something sassy, but the only thing that comes to mind is how insulting it is that eyelashes like his were wasted on Satan's errand boy.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“Ethan,” he supplies, and his dazzling smile punches me right in the vagina. “Ethan Thomas.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“Got your lucky penny?
Don’t need it anymore. I’ve got her.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“When someone doesn't like us, it's natural to not like them in return, right?”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners