Heir Today, Pawn Tomorrow Quotes

“You insolent prick! You have bloodied me.” “Weird,” I said, lazily leaning on the axe, “that’s what your sister said to me last night.” Definitely got a few oohs from the audience for that one.”
― Eric Ugland, Heir Today, Pawn Tomorrow

“I was going to find the limit to the bag’s ability to hold. Or die trying. Probably die trying when the bag finally exploded.”
― Eric Ugland, Heir Today, Pawn Tomorrow

“Ah, an Explorer. You have discovered another plane of existence. Welcome to Hell.”
― Eric Ugland, Heir Today, Pawn Tomorrow

“hirð.”
― Eric Ugland, Heir Today, Pawn Tomorrow

“Sure, they were a bit tight, but they were comfortable enough, and who didn’t like showing their ass off?”
― Eric Ugland, Heir Today, Pawn Tomorrow

“You and what army?” “What do you mean ‘what army?’” “I mean, your men haven’t exactly been kicking ass and taking names so much as eating shit and embarrassing themselves.”
― Eric Ugland, Heir Today, Pawn Tomorrow

“I saw the word fishing, and chose 2) without a second thought.”
― Eric Ugland, Heir Today, Pawn Tomorrow