Kindred Spirits Quotes

“If you ever want to see something hilarious, hold a condom tightly by the rim, then stick it out the window of a moving car. Half the time, it just blows away. But once in a while you can get it to catch the breeze, and then it blows up to truly epic proportions.”
― Alexa Land, Kindred Spirits

“Colt grimaced and said, “They might be enjoying their privacy a little too much. I was video chatting with Chance one day last week, and I noticed a huge bottle of lube on the dining room table. Dude, we eat there! Now that they’re unsupervised, those two have turned our home into a sex palace.”
― Alexa Land, Kindred Spirits

“Then we took a drink. A split-second later, all five of us did huge spit takes. Finn exclaimed, “I didn’t expect it to be spicy!” “It tastes like fire,” Chance blurted, as he dabbed at his running nose. “And balls.” Colt tried to wipe off his tongue with his hand. “I don’t know what I was expecting, but it sure as hell wasn’t that,” Ren said, as he poured the rest of his drink down the sink with a flourish. In the next instant, Cassidy burst out laughing.”
― Alexa Land, Kindred Spirits