One More Last Time Quotes

“escaping an invading army in the middle of the night takes a village.”
― Eric Ugland, One More Last Time

“You’ve picked up a DWARF-CHAIR. Dwarf-Chair Item Type: Improvised-Rare”
― Eric Ugland, One More Last Time

“The stars were bizarre and, obviously, otherworldly. It was a joy to behold, as I could see things I had never before, whole galaxies up above.”
― Eric Ugland, One More Last Time

“I accepted my first quest. I felt a bit of a thrill. For the first time, this game maybe seemed fun. Then I got an idea. A terrible, amazing, fantastic idea.”
― Eric Ugland, One More Last Time

“Gift of Gab (Mister Paul) - Should you encounter a language you do not understand, as long as you hear at least three words of it, you will understand it, and speak it, perfectly.”
― Eric Ugland, One More Last Time

“I was barely holding on, the only thing keeping me going was that, at least I was going to go out in style. Then, a telltale terrible noise: the tink tink tink of a metallic object bouncing across the floor. The grenade came to a gentle stop on my fucking foot.”
― Eric Ugland, One More Last Time

“Blood poured out of my flabby abdomen. Flabdomen.”
― Eric Ugland, One More Last Time

“It was the usual rigamarole for an RPG. Name, sex, race, distribute attribute points, choose starting location, stuff that normally, you know, if I was going to be playing a game, I’d have relished taking my time with. If I’d had time, I’d have been effusive with my praise for the developers giving so many options to the players — the list of races and places was seemingly endless.”
― Eric Ugland, One More Last Time