Minecraft Quotes

“Then there are words that just make no sense. Words like. . .
Tinkle. I mean, I don’t get it. Whenever I go pee, I don’t hear any bells.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 15: Attack of the Gnomes!

“She reminds me of Lara Craft, the Tombraider.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 15: Attack of the Gnomes!

“Words like. . .
Brains. Or entrails. Or ears. Ewwww.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 15: Attack of the Gnomes!

“is”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 15: Attack of the Gnomes!

“It’s kind of hot, in a creepy human way.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 15: Attack of the Gnomes!

“forgot to tell you that I like to play practical jokes too. I hope you didn’t pee your pants or anything.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 15: Attack of the Gnomes!

“I am going to reshape Minecraft so that it’s approved by mom’s everywhere!”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 15: Attack of the Gnomes!

“Man, I really hate clowns.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 15: Attack of the Gnomes!

“creepy little troll thing that she brought into our house.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 15: Attack of the Gnomes!

“today we had school field trip, which I was totally psyched about. “Hey, Ms. Bones, where are we going today?” one kid asked. “We’re going to the Minecraft Geological Museum,” Ms. Bones said. “It’s supposed to have all rarest gems from all around Minecraft.” “Whoa!” “Ms. Bones, do they have diamonds?” another kid asked. “Yes.” “Do they have Redstone?” “Yes.” “Do they have Lapis Lazuli?” “Yes.” “I like her. She’s purty.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 15: Attack of the Gnomes!

“I got a lot of weird looks at school today. Well you know, more than I usually do. I think it was because of the rabbit’s foot around my neck. I don’t get what the big deal is. It’s not like he’s moving around anymore. And I only had to use a few staples. . .”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 15: Attack of the Gnomes!

“But I found out later that the gnomes left Wesley’s school alone. I heard they were overwhelmed by the destructive might of the Pre-school Chicken jockeys.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 15: Attack of the Gnomes!