The Darkness We Crave Quotes

“Don’t think about his balls, Adelaide. Don’t think about his… Dammit, now I’m thinking about them. “I can’t believe it,” Sexy continued, his voice rising a few octaves as he attempted to adopt a Valley girl accent. I pitched my voice in a similar fashion to his. “I know, right? I brought, like, eight. One for dipping my toes in…” “One for sitting at the pool in,” he continued, fighting a grin. “One for going waist deep. Only waist deep. And of course, I have one entirely made of satin.” I dramatically flipped my hair over my shoulder to emphasize my point. He looked at me in mock horror. “Only one?” “I mean, you wouldn’t understand. I have, like, hobbies and interests and stuff.”
― Katie May, The Darkness We Crave

“How did I put up with seven husbands? Lube. Lots and lots of lube. And I fed them. And petted them. And sometimes took them out for walks, depending on my mood.”
― Katie May, The Darkness We Crave

“Oh my gosh, did you hear that? She only brought one bikini?”
― Katie May, The Darkness We Crave