Starstruck Quotes

“Look, you can't take people off their planet willy-nilly. It's called alien abduction, and is frowned upon in the most respectable circles.”
― S.E. Anderson, Starstruck

“My name is Sally Webber. I’m a human from Earth, a college dropout with no career ambition. I’m wearing a wig, and I really need to sit down, these heels are killing me. And I’m going to save my planet and everyone on it from complete annihilation.”
― S.E. Anderson, Starstruck

“• Was there a handbook that could tell me what to do next? There were thousands of books that taught parenting; I was pretty sure there wasn't a self-help book about alien roommates. If there was, it was probably about abductees, not subletters.”
― S.E. Anderson, Starstruck

“Sometimes, Don’t Panic does not apply.”
― S.E. Anderson, Starstruck

“Try to stay longer, and your head will be the only part of you that makes it home.”
― S.E. Anderson, Starstruck

“I've toppled empires. I can figure out how to get water to the right temperature.”
― S.E. Anderson, Starstruck

“Some days, I was instructed not to pick up the phone at all. I would take down the messages left on the machine; bring them to my boss, who promptly ate them. Grisham had some odd habits. The part of my job that did not consist of answering phones revolved around making sure the world didn't know about them.”
― S.E. Anderson, Starstruck

“Nothing's impossible. Everything's got screwed up probability ratios.”
― S.E. Anderson, Starstruck

“Sally, are you really going to believe the word of a man who tried to kill you over the one who stopped him from doing so?”
― S.E. Anderson, Starstruck