Fairy Tales of a Trailer Park Queen, Books 4-6 Quotes

“I needed to be casual, but not too casual. Thankfully, no one would ever know exactly how much time I spent picking out clothes that night. I might have had to turn in my man card if anyone found out.”
― Kimbra Swain, Fairy Tales of a Trailer Park Queen, Books 4-6

“Rufus said it was a bad idea, but he was a dachshund. How would he know?”
― Kimbra Swain, Fairy Tales of a Trailer Park Queen, Books 4-6

“Encompassing us all, it swirled with silver light. There was a sudden flash, and the stone room changed to a very similar stone room. This one was quiet and devoid of pompous assholes.”
― Kimbra Swain, Fairy Tales of a Trailer Park Queen, Books 4-6

“Seven days, fourteen hours and twenty-seven minutes since she left a voicemail on my phone telling me to go to hell, and that she would arrange passage.”
― Kimbra Swain, Fairy Tales of a Trailer Park Queen, Books 4-6

“She is, but the Sanhedrin control her. That ink that she stole from us, for her tattoo, we can track her anywhere. It’s a permanent beacon. It doesn’t matter where she goes. I will find her. Not only that, but it has a built-in failsafe. Should she go off the deep end, well, it won’t be a pretty end to a beautiful woman,” he said with no heart at all.”
― Kimbra Swain, Fairy Tales of a Trailer Park Queen, Books 4-6

“Have a seat. You are welcome here. Would you like food or drink?” I asked providing proper hospitality even though I doubted he knew what it was.”
― Kimbra Swain, Fairy Tales of a Trailer Park Queen, Books 4-6

“Is it a hallucinogen?” he asked. “Yes, there is a component in wormwood that can cause hallucinations. It is toxic if used too much,” I replied. I’d seen people die from overdoing it on absinthe. Even fairies. The gypsy folk that I traveled with in Europe used to brew it. It was the moonshine of the Roma.”
― Kimbra Swain, Fairy Tales of a Trailer Park Queen, Books 4-6

“Winnie walked over to Finley keeping her distance. She slowly approached him. He held his hand out to shake hers. “Look, Uncle Finley, I don’t shake hands. Either you hug me or nothing,” she informed him.”
― Kimbra Swain, Fairy Tales of a Trailer Park Queen, Books 4-6

“I had found he was the son of an alpha but was banished because he refused a fight with his own brother to take the alpha position. I didn’t understand werewolf politics.”
― Kimbra Swain, Fairy Tales of a Trailer Park Queen, Books 4-6