49 Excuses for Getting the Most Out of Christmas Quotes

“On Holiday? “All aboard the Cheddar Express,” shouted a microscopic speck. “Next stop, the Pittz Hotel.” A fatherly germ stood up, adjusted his membrane, and signalled to his family. “That’s our shuttle bus, kids. Let’s go.” Mr and Mrs E. Coli guided their children, all two million of them, onto the block of sweaty cheese. This was the bacterial family’s first holiday and they were all bubbling with excitement. “My friend went last year and he told me the hotel staff eat Brussels sprouts soaked in baked beans for breakfast,” said a tiny little voice.”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Getting the Most Out of Christmas: A (seriously funny) kid's guide of festive excuses for kids at Christmas time