The Doughnut King Quotes

“the kid says he’s, like, related to Kermit the Frog…”
― Jessie Janowitz, The Doughnut King

“Did you know if you smash a garlic clove with a can, the peel basically pops off?”
― Jessie Janowitz, The Doughnut King

“Breakfast with Brit.”
― Jessie Janowitz, The Doughnut King

“cold knob came off in my hand.”
― Jessie Janowitz, The Doughnut King

“baked Alaska.”
― Jessie Janowitz, The Doughnut King

“She gasped as if the button’s purpose were to bring on the emergency, not deal with it.”
― Jessie Janowitz, The Doughnut King

“Part of the problem with getting results that are totally random is that sometimes before I know it, I’ve spent thirty minutes watching YouTube videos of people exploding doughnuts with firecrackers (there are way more of these than you would guess).”
― Jessie Janowitz, The Doughnut King