Diary of Steve the Noob 37 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) Quotes

“rangers.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 37 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“support was disrupted, the bats flew over the wall and softly dropped off the horse hybrids. “Archers! Keep your focus on the sky!” yelled Captain Arceus. The quick-running horses charged straight down our front line. “Mercs! Golems! You’re up!” yelled Paladin-Captain Devlin. “You guys better hold the line.” “We’re on it!” yelled Ryan.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 37 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Never underestimate your enemy. That’s rule number one,” said Shadow as he glanced back at the two new tier 1s. “Yes, sir…” Peyton and Marcel said quietly.  “And rule number two should be: Never take your eyes off the enemy!” yelled Maili as she appeared behind Shadow and stabbed him in the back with her sword. “Maili!” yelled Red in a worried tone. The tier 2 ninja didn’t react at all to the blade piercing through his torso. Instead, he simply said, “You just violated rule number one.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 37 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Wouldn’t you like to know, nature boy?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 37 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Juggernaut”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 37 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“awestruck.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 37 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“down”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 37 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“hopped off Ace and smacked his rear”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 37 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“They have the brother’s DNA in them, right?” said Devlin. “It makes sense that they’re smart.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 37 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Thanks, but unfortunately, the injury didn’t slow it down too much.” “We’ll just have to disable the right leg too, then,” I said. Devlin nodded. But then I noticed that Devlin’s group was smaller than before. “Hey, wait, what happened to your group? Wasn’t it much bigger when you left?” “We’ve sustained some casualties in the process. The medics are treating them as we speak.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 37 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Ahhh!” yelled Jonah.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 37 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“flesh wound.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 37 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“enough”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 37 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“thanked me repeatedly.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 37 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“shook”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 37 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Never underestimate your enemy. That’s rule number one,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 37 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Ow…” I wasn’t sure if that slap was really necessary, or if he just wanted to get me back for slapping him earlier. Either way, as my face pulsated with pain, I realized his words, and I stopped struggling and calmed myself. “Now, what are your commands?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 37 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“it?” I said softly. As the dust and dirt settled a bit, my vision started to get better. I walked around and saw that the nearby area had been decimated by my finishing attack. “The buildings…” I said as I shook my head. “There’s nothing left but bedrock now…” I felt so bad about destroying everything, but I did what I had to do. I continued walking forward to look for my weapon and the point of impact. Suddenly, a strong wind picked up and blew away most of the dirt and dust, and my weapon was revealed to me. I gasped as I saw that my weapon was laying on top of the juggernaut. “It’s… still alive…?” I said, totally shocked. I quickly ran over to the fallen monster and jumped onto its body to reclaim my weapon. But right when I landed on the juggernaut, the body started flashing rapidly. “What…? A trap?!” BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 37 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I swung my newly upgraded weapon at the fallen horses. Thanks to their weakened state, I was able to poof them in one hit. Bob, on the other hand, had to punch and kick the beasts multiple times before their detonation sequence went off. “Man, these things are sturdy,” said Bob. “Yeah, they’re tough, alright,” I said. Then in the corner of my eye, I saw Augie jumping up and down on a fallen creeper-horse. “Trample me, huh?! How you like this?!” yelled the thief as he got his revenge.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 37 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)