Bottoms up Quotes

“Keep smiling... it makes people wonder what you're up to.”
― Sean Keogh, Bottoms up: a Cheeky Look at Life

“Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons: to them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”
― Sean Keogh, Bottoms up: a Cheeky Look at Life

“If you think things can't get any worse, you have no imagination.”
― Sean Keogh, Bottoms up: a Cheeky Look at Life

“This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.”
― Sean Keogh, Bottoms up: a Cheeky Look at Life

“Politics: A combination of "poli" meaning many, and "tics" meaning irritating little bugs.”
― Sean Keogh, Bottoms up: a Cheeky Look at Life

“The reason people get lost in thought is that it's unfamiliar territory.”
― Sean Keogh, Bottoms up: a Cheeky Look at Life

“According to my best recollection, I don't remember.”
― Sean Keogh, Bottoms up: a Cheeky Look at Life

“Whoever said you can't buy happiness has never been shopping.”
― Sean Keogh, Bottoms up: a Cheeky Look at Life

“I took an IQ test and the result came back negative.”
― Sean Keogh, Bottoms up: a Cheeky Look at Life

“I wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.”
― Sean Keogh, Bottoms up: a Cheeky Look at Life

“If at first you don't succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.”
― Sean Keogh, Bottoms up: a Cheeky Look at Life

“There are few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosive.”
― Sean Keogh, Bottoms up: a Cheeky Look at Life

“Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" while looking for a bigger stick.”
― Sean Keogh, Bottoms up: a Cheeky Look at Life

“I haven't lost my mind... it's backed up on disk somewhere.”
― Sean Keogh, Bottoms up: a Cheeky Look at Life

“Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.”
― Sean Keogh, Bottoms up: a Cheeky Look at Life

“You can't be late until you show up.”
― Sean Keogh, Bottoms up: a Cheeky Look at Life

“Very funny, Scotty. Now beam me up my clothes.”
― Sean Keogh, Bottoms up: a Cheeky Look at Life

“If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.”
― Sean Keogh, Bottoms up: a Cheeky Look at Life

“I thought I had made a mistake, but I was mistaken.”
― Sean Keogh, Bottoms up: a Cheeky Look at Life

“People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do.”
― Sean Keogh, Bottoms up: a Cheeky Look at Life

“My programs don't have bugs... they have random features.”
― Sean Keogh, Bottoms up: a Cheeky Look at Life

“If I explained it to you, your brain would explode.”
― Sean Keogh, Bottoms up: a Cheeky Look at Life

“Never interrupt someone who is making a mistake.”
― Sean Keogh, Bottoms up: a Cheeky Look at Life

“I think, therefore I am... not related to you.”
― Sean Keogh, Bottoms up: a Cheeky Look at Life

“Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humor.”
― Sean Keogh, Bottoms up: a Cheeky Look at Life

“How did the fool and his money get together in the first place?”
― Sean Keogh, Bottoms up: a Cheeky Look at Life