Trick of the Light Quotes

“Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now.”
― Rob Thurman, Trick of the Light

“I raised another shot. "That sound you hear is the heads of moral conservatives spontaneously exploding in the distance.”
― Rob Thurman, Trick of the Light

“You're the little spoon, aren't you?”
― Rob Thurman, Trick of the Light

“Smote.’ I haven’t gotten to use that word since my days upstairs. I kind of miss it. Lots of pomp and circumstance in a word like that.” He tapped his chin as the smile became sly. “Downstairs we just say slaughter or massacre or team-building exercise.”
― Rob Thurman, Trick of the Light

“I am not sleeping with him.” I shot him a poisonous glare. “If I had a bumper sticker, it would read, ‘Demon slayer, not demon layer.’ ” “Your mouth says no, but your cleavage says yes.”
― Rob Thurman, Trick of the Light

“Call my cell.” He whipped out a card and passed it over. “Here’s my number.” I didn’t bother to look at it. “I’m guessing 666- 6666.” “Oh, right. As if that number weren’t snatched up decades ago.”
― Rob Thurman, Trick of the Light

“...she'd also said more than once that I wasn't half as clever as I thought I was. Considering what I thought of myself, that still made me pretty damn clever.”
― Rob Thurman, Trick of the Light

“As I stood, I took in a last breath of spring-scented air, listened to the birdsong, and then saw a member of wildlife the conservationists hadn't planned on reviving in this place. A perv in a white shirt and polyester pants. A standard hide-in-the-bushes-and-whack-it perv. Fat and balding, it was as appealing as watching a giant marshmallow go at it.”
― Rob Thurman, Trick of the Light

“...the bus is full of German tourists in shorts so short that they required a Brazilian wax for the men as well as the women. There had been thighs as bountiful as baking bread, as wobbly as Jello, and as pitted as the surface of the moon.”
― Rob Thurman, Trick of the Light