First Semester Quotes

“We’ll circle back to my dick in your ass later. Do you think your blow jobs warrant you an A, Miss Mitchell?” “I know they do,” I quip. “So, you’d be willing to bet your entire grade on an oral exam, then?” His face leans down and it’s so close I can almost taste it. “Absolutely.” “Prove it.”
― Q.B. Tyler, First Semester

“I don’t know anything. And quite frankly, for thirty-two, you act like a fucking college fuckboy. Say what you mean and mean what you say.”
― Q.B. Tyler, First Semester

“I’d eventually given up and climbed into bed with Sex and the City and a pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream.”
― Q.B. Tyler, First Semester

“Fine. Don’t expect me in class on Wednesday. You can take those five points and shove them up your ass,”
― Q.B. Tyler, First Semester

“Maybe because you’ve only fucked two boys and this is so clearly a man.”
― Q.B. Tyler, First Semester

“If I would have known that the last time I touched you was the last time, I never would have let go,” I whisper in her ear. “I wouldn’t have fucked you against the door. I would have laid you down and worshipped every inch of your body. I would have made love to you until our bodies couldn’t go on another second. I would have memorized you.”
― Q.B. Tyler, First Semester

“The smell of lasagna wafts around me and my mouth waters, giving me feelings of nostalgia and reminding me of home. I look up from my computer and watch Aidan move around his kitchen. His arms flex and tighten as he does something so domestic. For me. And in nothing more than a pair of sweatpants that make my mouth water and a t-shirt. Aidan Reed, also known as the most gorgeous man I’d ever met and the best sex of my life, is now making me dinner.”
― Q.B. Tyler, First Semester

“Voglio scoparti.” Translation? I want to fuck you. “Sì, per favore,” I tell him. Yes, please.”
― Q.B. Tyler, First Semester