Dreadnought Quotes

“One minute I was at home reading in bed and the next thing I knew I was waking up on board a helicopter with some crazy Russian woman.’

‘Oh don’t worry, we’re familiar with the crazy Russian woman,’ Otto laughed. ‘One piece of advice though: I wouldn’t call her that to her face.’

‘Not if you’re a fan of the whole not eating through a straw thing anyway,’ Shelby said, grinning.

‘I do not believe that Raven would ever assault a student without good reason,’ Wing said with a frown.

‘I know. I was just, you know, exaggerating, because . . . funny . . . never mind,’ Shelby said with a sigh. Otto tried very hard not to laugh.”
― Mark Walden, Dreadnought

“I think the Stealth and Evasion lesson was the strangest,’ Lucy said. ‘Not so much the lesson as the teacher actually. I mean . . . Ms Leon. She’s . . . well . . .’

‘A cat?’ Otto offered with a cheery smile.

‘Yeah . . . yeah, that’s really the only way of putting it,’ Lucy said, sounding slightly bewildered.

‘Don’t worry, you get used to it,’ Shelby said. ‘Besides, it’s only when the giant mutated flesh-eating plants and android ninjas are around that things really get weird.’

Lucy started to laugh but stopped when she saw the expression on the other students’ faces.

‘That was a joke, right?’ Lucy asked.”
― Mark Walden, Dreadnought

“The fact of the matter is that within a couple of weeks all of this will seem quite normal. That’s when you know you’ve really got a problem. But I’ve found a solution, something that can make all of the weirdness worth putting up with, something I call . . . senior boys’ water polo practice. Every Wednesday night – bring refreshments.”
― Mark Walden, Dreadnought