Misery Loves Cabernet Quotes

“If you were advising your great-granddaughter about the man you have a crush on at this moment-what would you tell her? Would you be protective, and tell her to kick this man to the curb because he's treating her so badly, or would you tell her to hold on to this man for dear life?

Now, why aren't you taking your own advice?”
― Kim Gruenenfelder, Misery Loves Cabernet

“I languish around in my life, never quite doing what I set out to do. I am tired of being a silver medalist, and tired of fighting uphill battles that I only sort of win.”
― Kim Gruenenfelder, Misery Loves Cabernet

“Work hard. Be nice. Hurt no one.”
― Kim Gruenenfelder, Misery Loves Cabernet

“When women break up, more than half the time what we man is, "I need this relationship to change." Or, "I need you to change." When men break up, what they mean is, "I want to break up.”
― Kim Gruenenfelder, Misery Loves Cabernet

“Some days are a total "What the hell was I thinking?”
― Kim Gruenenfelder, Misery Loves Cabernet

“I don't love you in the way you want to be loved. But never doubt that it's there. I love you unconditionally.”
― Kim Gruenenfelder, Misery Loves Cabernet

“Enjoy. Destroy. Same difference.”
― Kim Gruenenfelder, Misery Loves Cabernet

“Fear of failure is an insidious thing. Leads people to pretend they never wanted a medal in the first place.”
― Kim Gruenenfelder, Misery Loves Cabernet

“Never underestimate the power of the out-on-a-limb gesture.”
― Kim Gruenenfelder, Misery Loves Cabernet

“You want the foolproof test to see if you're in a good relationship? Tell the person the thing that you're most afraid to tell them. Then see how they react.”
― Kim Gruenenfelder, Misery Loves Cabernet

“All good things must someday end. Fortunately, this is also true of bad things.”
― Kim Gruenenfelder, Misery Loves Cabernet

“Trying to write on a deadline is like trying to have an orgasm with a gun to your head.”
― Kim Gruenenfelder, Misery Loves Cabernet