A Few Pecans Short of a Pie Quotes

“definitely more oriented toward “nice clothes for children in formal situations” than “stick your child in these many layers of ruffles and sequins so the judges don’t notice she’s a toddler and not a twenty-one-year-old debutante.”
― Molly Harper, A Few Pecans Short of a Pie

“She left a pamphlet on your desk titled ‘Don’t You Think It’s Time to Plan Your Vasectomy?’ ” He nodded. “Yes, she did.”
― Molly Harper, A Few Pecans Short of a Pie

“What's the dress feeling?" Hazel asked...

"It's that feeling you get when you try on a dress that makes you feel beautiful and you know it's going to be perfect for whatever you need it for, and you have to buy it. It only comes along every once in a while, so you have to pay attention to it. If you're getting that feeling all of the time, you don't have the dress feeling, you have a compulsive shopping problem.”
― Molly Harper, A Few Pecans Short of a Pie

“That's what families do. They make room for people they love.”
― Molly Harper, A Few Pecans Short of a Pie